I am actually buying newspapers for the first time in my life!
The TV talking heads are chattering about armed revolutionaries and the need for ‘extreme measures to safeguard democracy’. That is so 1984! Pleeeese! And besides! They are corporate entities of Deep Pockets who could also be implicated in Cockpit maleficence if the accusations of our Punk Patriot Deep Throat can be proved. So naturally they would take the side of the Chief Navigator. BBC News is investigating all accusations impartially. The web reporters and chattering about every sort of wild conspiracy theory which just makes them appear to be fools. The fuddy duddy old newspapers are investigating every accusation very precisely but they are focusing on the Punk Patriot Deep Throat as if this is Zendula’s version of Watergate. I am actually buying newspapers for the first time in my life!
