Who Was Chris Kitsume?
Chris Kitsume’s story will be told here on this site. As you may know, this was Chris Kitsume’s personal website where he told the story of the Zendula Riots, published his one of a kind propaganda, and introduced his side project Grandville Sheeple. Chris was also a collector of propaganda, most notably propaganda from a group called the Guttersnipes in old Zendula.
When Chris died and slanderous comments began to show up on this site, I took it upon myself to set the record straight and took over this site as a vehicle to do so. I figure the easiest way to present the truth is to disclose everything.
First I would like to start with the last known communication from Chris: the last images from his phone. Then I will present a full debriefing of our text and email communication leading up to Chris’ unfortunate death. Chris’ texts are in red and mine are in black. You can also check out what Chris was working on before his death here. I believe this last propaganda project of his contains many clues.
Just before Chris was killed and his phone was smashed, he was able to upload the remaining images from his phone. These disturbing pictures can be seen below.
The following are the texts and photos and emails Christopher Kitsume and I exchanged during the infamous Zendula Riots and the attempted coup of the lawful government of Zendula which contain the enigmatic facts of the case for and against my one time friend Christopher Kitsume.
– Kitsume Client
The TV news is awful Kit! I feel so helpless here in Oxford just watching this go down and not being able to do anything! I hope you are not in the middle of these riots!
PLEASE BELIEVE ME! I DID NOT KILL HIM!
I am due to arrive in Zendula next month from Oxford. Let’s meet and you can explain everything Kit. We have always been childhood friends. I know you are not capable of murder regardless of what the others taggers and propagandists think.
THE OTHER TAGGERS AND PROPAGANDISTS THINK I KILLED HIM! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME! YOU MUST HELP YOUR DEAR FRIEND MONKEY!
I am sure no one believes you are capable of murder Kit. You are a fragile soul but not a malicious soul. I am sitting my final exams. This is a very important and stressful time for me right now. But after completing my exams I will come and help you sort things out my dear Monkey. The news on TV is very frightening. (Photo of riots) You are frightened. I am frightened. Everyone is frightened. Stay calm. Don’t let your imagination get the better of you. Be a good Monkey! See you in a few weeks.
THE TAGGERS ARE TURNING AGAINST ME! THE PROPAGANDISTS ARE ACCUSING ME OF MURDER! HELP ME! HELP ME! THERE IS NO ONE ELSE I CAN TURN TO!
Please stay calm Kit. I am almost finished with my exams. Then I will return to Zendula immediately.
THE SO-CALLED OXBRIDGE BBC EXCHANGE STUDENTS ARE SPIES! SPIES! MI 6! AND THEY ARE AFTER ME!
Please stay calm Kit. You know your imagination sometimes gets the better of you. What are their names? I can investigate them during my exams.
JACK PHILLIPS AND STEPHAN MARLOWE’S GRANDSON JON. ALL CLAIM TO BE FROM OXFORD. PLEASE HELP ME! I AM NOT IMAGINING THIS!
I will investigate them between my final two exams. Stay calm Kit. Don’t let your penchant for paranoia get the better of you. Don’t be a silly Monkey. See you soon!
THEY ARE ACCUSING ME OF MURDERING THE TAGGER! THEY ARE PLAYING MIND GAMES WITH ME! I AM ALL ALONE! I AM SO AFRAID —- OF THEM! OF EVERYONE! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON HERE!
EVERYONE IS LYING! EVERYONE IS LYING! EVERYONE IS LYING!
IT IS ALL LIES! WHATEVER THE TV CLIPS SAY! IT IS ALL LIES! EVERYONE IS LYING! NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS!
THE BBC IS LYING! YOU CAN’T TRUST ANYONE! HELP ME! HELP ME! Are we Monkeys still pals? Why have you abandoned me? Don’t you believe me?
Don’t be a silly monkey! You know your imagination sometimes gets the better of you. Stay calm. I know the Zendula Riots are scary. The TV news is alarming. It looks really scary. I will investigate these people here at Oxford.
JACK PHILLIPS IS EGGING ON THE OTHER TAGGERS AND PROPAGANDISTS AGAINST ME!
THEY HUNG MONKEY!
Calm down Kit. You are reading more into this than really exists. Jack Phillips and Jon Marlowe are legitimate Oxford graduates working for the BBC as free lance amateur reporters. Stephan Marlowe is a respected BBC radio voice. He is called ‘Mr. Silky’ because of his famous silky and seductive voice. He reads books on the air. He does banal interviews. He is a back bencher at the BBC. He is not a spy. At least not now. Quite the contrary. He is a footnote. He is a retired relic of the old Cold War MI 5. Nothing whatsoever to do with MI 6. That would be like comparing apples to oranges Kit.
Jon Marlowe is a linguist. Five languages. He is bound for the Diplomatic Corp. But nothing indicates he has any connection with MI 6 outside of embassy stuff. Jon Marlowe is more interested in cricket than spying. He wants to join the Diplomatic Corp for the sports and high life and first class global travel which the Corp enjoys. Jack Philips is a graduate in Economics and Military History. He works free lance for JANE which is an international military quango. I can’t image MI 6 hiring Jack Philips. That would be too obvious. Especially as his father is in MI 5 technology branch and computer hacking.
You are letting your often colorful imagination run away from you Kit. Please stay calm dear Monkey. I am sitting my final exam now. Then I will come back and help you sort out whatever muddle you have gotten yourself into. We Monkeys always have to stay together!
MARLOWE AND PHILLIPS ARE POW WOWING WITH PUNK PATRIOT!
PUNK PATRIOT’S BODYGUARDS ARE INVESTIGATING ME!
PUNK PATRIOT’S BODYGUARDS ARE QUESTIONING EVERYONE IN THE PROPAGANDA TENT!
PHILLIPS AND MARLOWE HAVE TURNED THE PROPAGANDA TENT AGAINST ME! MARLOWE HAS A CONCEALED GUN! I ONLY HAVE AN OLD BANG BANG! I AM OUT GUNNED!
I DID NOT SAY I HAD A GUN! I DON’T HAVE A GUN! I NEVER HAD A GUN! IF ANYONE SAYS I HAVE A GUN THEY ARE LYING!
EVERYONE IS LYING! IT IS ALL LIES! LIES! LIES! I AM ALL ALONE! HELP ME! PLEASE!
MONKEY IS SCARED! MONKEY IS SCARED!
I don’t know what is going on there Kit but you really need to calm down! Don’t be a silly Monkey! I will come as quickly as I can after I sit my final exams. You know how important they are to my future career. Just stay calm!
PS: Would you like me to try to find a publisher for your Grandville Animals graphic novel for you? That should put a smile back on Monkey’s silly face! Your Foxy name to the contrary, you really are a silly Monkey rather than a Machiavellian Fox such as features in your Grandville Animals graphic novel.
PUNK PATRIOT SUSPECTS ME OF BEING A MOLE! HELP ME! HELP ME! IT IS ALL LUNGING OUT OF CONTROL! YOU ARE RIGHT! I WAS NEVER THE MACHIAVELLIAN FOX! I ALWAYS WAS JUST A SILLY MONKEY WITH PRETENSIONS OF GRANDER! I PLAYED THE DEVIOUS MR. FOX THE MINISTER OF PROPAGANDA BUT IN REALITY EVERYONE WAS PLAYING ME! I AM SCARED! HELP ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! YOU HAVE TO HELP YOUR SILLY MONKEY!
Please calm down Kit. I am sure no one suspects any such thing! Remember what happened before? In your childhood? Back at school? You worked yourself into a childish nervous breakdown over trifles. You missed six months of school. Then everyone did stare at you and whisper but only because you worked yourself into a nervous breakdown. That is probably what is happening now. You need to calm down Kit! I can’t leave Oxford! I am in the middle of my most important exams! Please understand dear Monkey how important this is to me! My future is at stake!
MY LIFE IS AT STAKE! RUMORS ARE CIRCULATING ALL OVER THE CAMP THAT THERE IS A GOVERNMENTAL MOLE! EVERYONE IS ACCUSING ME!
I contacted Jon Marlowe through his grandfather Stephan. He is a charming old fellow. He regaled me with tall tales of the Cold War at his private club: The In & Out Private Club where the Armed Forces go to socialize. And that is where I found out more information about Jack Phillips. He father is also a member of the In & Out Private Club for the Armed Forces and the odd MI or JANE or Military Industrial Complex Quango. The Merchants of Death as the Victorians used to call them. This is where Jack Phillips met JANE quango big wigs and decided to go into military hardware technology. So you see there is simply no way either Jon Marlowe or Jack Phillips could be MI 6.
The British have this dry, sarcastic quality about them. We Zendulians have a passionate, emotional nature. We are quirky and volatile. It is our zigzag genetics. Our genes are subterranean. The British are the opposite. Quirky cold fish. Quirky and byzantine. So cold they burn like dry ice. We are each obscure species but obscure in opposite ways. We are each enigmatic species but enigmatic in opposite ways. We are long time allies but we are also dopplegangers. Natural opposites. Not Nemesis. Just paradoxical opposites. It is just the British nature just as it is our Zendulian nature. Their humor is barbed. That is all. It is just the British nature. Don’t read more into this than really exists.
PUNK PATRIOT’S GOONS ARE THREATENING TO TAKE ME TO THE GUTTED INSANE ASYLUM AND LOCK ME INSIDE A DARK CELL WHERE THEY USED TO CHAIN THE LUNATICS!
Please dear Monkey! Your over active imagination is getting the better of you. Besides. Your alter ego the sly Fox would slither out of any such devious trap!
FOX HANGED AT THE CONCLUSION OF GRANDVILLE’S ANIMALS! REMEMBER!
I am sure no one is planning to shove you into a dark cell in some old abandoned insane asylum. Please Kit! I am sitting my final exams! This is not helping me! And it is not helping you! Calm down and carry on as the WWII cliche says!
PUNK PATRIOT IS ABOUT TO ARREST ME! IT IS BECAUSE SHE KNOWS I KNOW WHO —- AND WHAT —- SHE REALLY IS! DON’T YOU SEE? THE ACCUSATIONS OF ME BEING A JUDAS ARE JUST TO SILENCE ME BECAUSE SHE KNOWS I KNOW!
THE WHOLE PUNK PATRIOT MOVEMENT IS A LIE! IT IS ALL LIES! EVERYONE IS LYING!
I HAVE TO RUN! HIDE! THEY ARE AFTER ME! I KNOW WHAT PUNK PATRIOT REALLY IS! AND WHY SHE IS REALLY LEADING THIS SO-CALLED FREEDOM FIGHT AGAINST THE AUTHORITIES!
PUNK PATRIOT IS NOT WHO —- OR WHAT —- SHE CLAIMS! SHE IS THE LIAR! NOT ME! SHE IS THE MOLE! NOT ME!
Please Kit! I need to concentrate on my exams! Please just ….stay calm.
EVERYTHING IS TIED TO THE OLD GUTTERSNIPE MOVEMENT! THE INFAMOUS NEW CITADEL SMITHITON MURDERS!
How can some old murders from over one hundred years ago relate to the Zendula Riots or Punk Patriot? Really Kit! This is getting absurd!
THE ANCIENT CRIMES HAVE COME BACK TO HAUNT US! AND EVERYONE IS IMPLICATED!
‘THEIR greed is killing us!’ ‘The Guttersnipes know the truth about THEM!’ ‘Freedom is dying by inches!’ ‘THEY are draining our country dry as if vampires! THEY are clawing out our guts as if fiends!’ ‘THEY are choking us to death with their industrial pollution!’ THEIR factories hide terrible secrets that will destroy our nation!’ We know what Bill Sykes stole from THEIR top secret research laboratory! We know all about THEIR weapon of mass destruction!’ ‘We know THEIR Seven Dials Swell Mob Secret!’‘Spontaneous combustion is never spontaneous!’‘THEY have the ultimate weapon any Merchant of Death would kill for! ‘We know THEIR role on the Seven Dials Murders and the New Citadel Murders!’ ‘We know THEIR terrible secret!’‘Spontaneous combustion is never spontaneous!’ ‘We know who THEY really are!’ ‘We know what THEY really are! ‘We know what THEY have and the world will die because of it!’ ‘We know who killed Smithiton!’
Gosh Kit! It sounds like that steampunk fiction book J.E.F. Rose concocted! The Rise And Fall Of The Swell Mob Of The Seven Dials! You should recycle that old guttersnipe propaganda as new propaganda on the EU Brussels Junta threat to impose social media censorship. The New 1984 Thought Police. Really! Merkel the would be Dictator of Berlin is colluding with Twitter and Facebook and Google and Youtube and Microsoft to censor our thoughts how! And to ‘reeducate’ us in the correct counter narrative to the reality. Their insane reality that is! The BIG LIE! Now that is genuine paranoia! There is a Twitter protest hashtag trending: I stand with hate speech. Why not try to work on some new propaganda Kit. Get the bit between your teeth and work on some new propaganda about a genuine threat we are all facing! The new 1984 Thought Police! Be an industrious Monkey! Oh yea great and mighty Minister of Propaganda! See you soon!
DID YOU SAY JACK PHILLIPS WORKS FOR JANE? A WEAPONS QUANGO?
Yes. Sure. Why?
DON’T YOU SEE! DON’T YOU SEE! SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION IS NEVER SPONTANEOUS! JACK PHILLIPS IS HERE TO GET THEIR WEAPON! THE ULTIMATE WEAPON ANY MERCHANT OF DEATH WOULD KILL FOR!
JANE is mostly airplanes my dear Monkey! Not some exotic mysterious weapon of a hundred years ago which causes death by spontaneous combustion! Really! Don’t be such a silly Monkey! There is no such weapon! Howbeit, dying from spontaneous combustion would be a terrible way to die! I mean! Really! To die like that really would be terrible! Very localized fire. Actually, thinking about it……. It would trump thermonuclear warheads. Lingering radiation destroys valuable real estate. A very localized combustion of organic matter would leave valuable real estate almost entirely unaffected —- without the lingering effects of radiation. It would actually be quite a valuable weapon of mass destruction if such a weapon actually existed. Except of course there is no such weapon. Please don’t let your imagination get the better of you dear Monkey. Spontaneous combustion is strictly accidental. It is, as its name implies, spontaneous!
ISN’T J E F ROSE A RETIRED HISTORY PROFESSOR? WHERE DID HE RESEARCH HIS SO-CALLED FICTION BOOK?
It is fiction Kit. Not fact!
BUT THE GUTTERSNIPES’ PROPAGANDA TALKED ABOUT THAT! THEY KNEW SOMETHING CONNECTED TO THE INFAMOUS SYKES ROBBERY OF WELLUS HOUSE INTERNATIONAL! WELLUS HOUSE INTERNATIONAL WAS AND IS THE MOST NOTORIOUS MERCHANT OF DEATH IN THE WORLD! WELLUS IS THE WORLD’S LEADING WEAPONS AND MUNITIONS MANUFACTURER! WEREN’T THEY IMPLICATED WITH IRAQ’S WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION? AND IRAN’S WEAPONS PROGRAM?
It is all fiction Kit! Not fact! Whatever the old Guttersnipes were accusing Wellus House of doing it was based on the Wellus House’s brutal crushing of striking union workers at their munition sweatshops and Smithiton Steel Works. It had nothing to do with any mysterious weapon! Otherwise everyone would be welding such weapons and The Hague would be trying to ban such a weapon as immoral and illegal. Violating the Geneva Convention. That sort of thing. Hitler would have used it. Stalin would have used it. Every infamous dictator in the Near East would be using it. And they haven’t. And no one is using any such weapon of mass destruction. So clearly no such weapon ever existed.
Wellus might have been experimenting with spontaneous combustion but Wellus House R & D experiments with everything which can kill people! After thousands of match girls died when the noxious chemicals used to manufacturer ‘Lucifer matches’ ate their faces away Wellus House used those same noxious chemicals to manufacture chemical munitions for sale to the Germans in WW I. But if Wellus House had discovered a weapon which kills by spontaneous combustion believe me! They would have sold that to everyone and their grandmother in WW I and WW II and Korea and Vietnam and the Near East today! Wellus House would not squirrel away such a potential hot seller! Of course the Geneva Convention would have banned it but …..anyway! It is all fiction! Don’t be such a silly Monkey!
PUNK PATRIOT TOLD JACK PHILLIPS TO PLAY SNIPER AND SHOOT HER FROM A ROOFTOP AS A PROPAGANDA PLOY TO PLAY ON THE SYMPATHY VOTE! JACK PHILLIPS IS A PROFESSIONAL ASSASSIN WORKING FOR MI 6! NOW TELL ME WHO IS PARANOID! AND JACK PHILLIPS IS HERE TO FIND THAT WEAPON!
Your so-called evidence is a shadow in the shadow Kit! You are imagining all of this!
I WON’T GO TO MOTLAM INSANE ASYLUM! I WON’T BE LOCKED UP IN A DARK CELL!
Please Kit! I am sitting my last exam today! I don’t need this paranoia coming from you right now! I am turning off my cell phone!
I AM GOING TO TRY TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT! MY COMPUTER HAS ALL OF THE EVIDENCE TO EXPOSE PUNK PATRIOT! I SAW HER REAL FACE! NO ONE KNOWS WHO — AND WHAT —- SHE REALLY IS!
You caught Punk Patriot coming out of a shower? That would piss off any female! What were you doing? Playing voyeur? Peeping Tom? Please Kit! I need to concentrate on my exams! I am turning off my cell phone!
TURN ON YOUR CELL PHONE! DON’T CUT ME OFF!
TURN ON YOUR CELL PHONE! YOU BASTARD! YOU BASTARD! CUTTING OFF YOUR OLDEST CHILDHOOD FRIEND!
TURN ON YOUR CELL PHONE! PLEASE! PLEASE! I AM NOT IMAGINING THIS!
TURN ON YOUR CELL PHONE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
TURN ON YOUR CELL PHONE!
TURN ON YOUR CELL PHONE!
TURN ON YOUR CELL PHONE! SOMETHING BAD IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!
PLEASE BELIEVE ME! I WAS NOT INVOLVED WITH THE ASSASSINATION OF PUNK PATRIOT!
Mother Goddess of Mercy! What have you done Kit?
PLEASE! COME BACK TO ZENDULA! I NEED YOU! MONKEY NEEDS YOU! YOUR LITTLE MONKEY NEEDS YOU! HELP ME! HELP ME! I CAN EXPLAIN MY ENTANGLEMENT! I DID NOT KNOW THEY WERE PLANNING TO KILL PUNK PATRIOT!
I am flying out tomorrow! Just hold on!
PLEASE MEET ME! I CAN EXPLAIN MY INVOLVEMENT! I AM NOT THE VILLAIN EVERYONE IS ACCUSING ME OF BEING!
I am coming! I am flying out now! Just hold on!
I DID NOT KILL HIM
What have you done Kit? I never thought you capable of murder. Look! You can plead insanity. Just like before. Your history of nervous breakdowns! Just turn yourself over to the police Kit! I am mid transient! But when I arrive I can testify about your childhood breakdown and Doctor Sigmund can testify about your second nervous breakdown when you imagined yourself a copycat murderer. The Moors Murderer. The unsolved murders on the Blue Mountain Moors. Remember when you turned yourself in to the police as the murderer? It is a common nervosa. Pleading guilty to crimes others commit. And it triggered your second breakdown. You were imagining yourself as that psychopathic murderer. Imagining yourself in the Moor Murderer’s footsteps. You have a history Kit. It is not your fault! You were always a fragile soul. Just turn yourself in Kit! Please! I beg you! I am mid transient! I can’t help you until I arrive!
PLEASE! PLEASE! I DID NOT PUSH MR. MACHINATII OFF THE BALCONY OF HIS CONDO! I DON’T CARE WHAT THE SECURITY GUARDS SAY! I WAS NOT IN HIS CONDO WHEN SOMEONE PUSHED HIM OFF THE BALCONY OF VALHALLA ON THE HEIGHTS!
Please just turn yourself in Kit!
MACHINATII WAS RUNNING A STRING OF AGENTS TO DISCREDIT THE PUNK PATRIOTS! HE WAS UP TO HIS NECK IN THE COUP TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT! HIS PR AGENCY WAS PACKAGING AND SELLING TREASON AS IF A JAR OF PICKLES! HIS MURDERER COULD HAVE BEEN ANY ONE OF THEM!
I have just found out that you were running the propaganda campaigns for both the Punk Patriots and the debunking propaganda campaign for your ex-boss Machinatii. Both campaigns are brilliant. But it is more than unethical to wage rival propaganda campaigns for opposing sides Kit. It is an act of insanity. Please turn yourself in! Now!
I AM NOT GOING INSANE!
I am arriving this evening Kit. Meet me at our old coffee shop! You know where! Let me take you in!
THE COUP PLANNERS HAD TO SILENCE MACHINATII! WHY ASSUME IT WAS ME?
Kit. I have contacted the Punk Patriots. Please Kit. Turn yourself in! For the good of everyone! Including yourself!
PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN MY ENTANGLEMENT! I CONFESS THE MAN WHO DIED WAS MY EX-BOSS AND WAS OVERSEEING THE GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA DISCREDITING THE PUNK PATRIOT MOVE! MACHINATII DID CONTACT ME WHEN I WAS THE MINISTER OF PROPAGANDA FOR PUNK PATRIOT! BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I SOLD OUT! OR THAT I WAS A PROVOCATEUR OR DOUBLE AGENT! IT IS COMPLEX! WHAT I WAS DOING WAS COMPLEX! I ADMIT IT! IT WAS A COMPLEX ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN! I ADMIT IT! BUT I WAS NEVER A JUDAS! PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN!
Why didn’t you meet me at our rendevous?
I KNOW YOU ARE IN TOWN! WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING ME?
You are the one who is avoiding me Kit! You didn’t come to the old coffee shop. You are the one avoiding me!
IT WAS A TRAP! THAT IS WHY! YOU ARE WORKING FOR THEM! ADMIT IT!
Working for whom?
I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY! FORGIVE YOUR SILLY MONKEY! I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER WORK FOR THEM! PLEASE MEET ME! I AM IN HIDING! THEY ARE HUNTING ME! THEY KNOW WHO I AM!
Who are you talking about Kit?
I’M SCARED! I’M SCARED! EVERYONE IS HUNTING ME! EVERYONE IS AFTER ME! THE POLICE! THE PUNK PATRIOTS! THE COUP PLOTTERS! THE GOVERNMENT! THE POLICE! MI 6! THEM! THEM! MOST OF ALL THEM!
Who are they?
YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE!
No. I don’t. Who are ‘they’?
THEM! THEM! THEM! THEM!
Where are you Kit? Lets rendevous. I want to hear your side of events.
ARE YOU WORKING FOR THEM? ARE YOU MY ENEMY TOO?
Lets rendevous in a place you will feel safe then. I think you are ill Kit. I think you are experiencing another breakdown. I am not your enemy Kit. Meet me at midnight at our favorite all night coffee house.
CAN I TRUST YOU?
Of course Kit. I am your friend. Remember? You asked to meet me. Remember? I flew all the way from Oxford because you begged me to come back to help you. If you were working for the coup plotters the new government will offer you immunity from prosecution to turn the Queen’s Evidence. You are a small fry Kit. The new government is going after the big traitors behind the coup. Meet me! Please! Tonight! Midnight. If not the coffee shop then that place where we first met. That way THEY will not be able to track you. I will be waiting for you. We Monkeys always stick together!
I GAVE A HOMELESS MAN MY COMPUTER! TO TAKE TO THE NEWSPAPERS! OR ELSE TO GIVE TO YOU! AT THE MIDNIGHT RENDEVOUS! BUT I DON’T KNOW IF HE WILL DO IT! WHAT IF HE WON’T DO IT! HE IS JUST A SCARED AND CRAZY OLD HOMELESS MAN! MY LIFE AND DEATH HINGES ON A SCARED AND CRAZY OLD HOMELESS MAN!
THE EVIDENCE IS ON MY COMPUTER! I FOUND SOME KEY EVIDENCE THAT WILL FINALLY AND AT LAST EXPOSE THEM! YOU NEED TO GET HOLD OF MY COMPUTER AND ACCESS MY TOP SECRET FILES! ALL OF THE EVIDENCE YOU NEED TO EXONERATE ME IS ON MY COMPUTER! I TRIED TO DO A MASS DUMPING BUT I MIGHT HAVE EXPOSED ALL OF MY SECRET FILES IN THE PROCESS INCLUDING MY SECRET SELFIES! PLEASE HELP ME!
THEY ARE BREAKING INTO THE WAREHOUSE I AM HIDING IN! IT IS THE SAME WAREHOUSE WHERE THE GUTTERSNIPES WERE HIDING IN WHEN THEY WERE MASSACRED! MASSACRED BY THEM!
THE DRIED BLOOD AND BULLET HOLES ARE STILL THERE! SEE! SEE! SEE!
THERE ARE SCORCH MARKS! THERE ARE SCORCH MARKS! SOME OF THE GUTTERSNIPES BURNED TO DEATH!
I AM STANDING WHERE THE GUTTERSNIPES WERE MASSACRED BY THEM!
I AM RELIEVING THE MASSACRE OF THE GUTTERSNIPES!
THE MURDERERS OF THE GUTTERSNIPES ARE COMING AFTER ME! THEY ARE COMING AFTER ME!
I JUST WANTED TO LIVE IN VALHALLA! WAS THAT SO EVIL THAT I SHOULD DIE LIKE THIS IN THIS DIRE PLACE?
I DON’T WANT TO DIE LIKE THE GUTTERSNIPES!
I DON’T WANT TO DIE!
NOT OF SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION!
THAT WOULD BE WORSE THEN GOING DOWN IN A HAIL OF BULLETS!
THEY ARE BREAKING IN! THEY ARE BREAKING IN!
THEIR FOOTSTEPS ARE ECHOING IN THE ABANDONED WAREHOUSE!
THEIR GUNS HAVE LASERS! I CAN SEE THE DANCING RED DOTS!
ONE OF THEM HAS A VERY STRANGE GUN IN HIS HANDS!
NO! NO! I DON’T WANT TO DIE THAT WAY! PLEASE! PLEASE! NOT THAT WAY!
THEY KNOW WHO I AM!
I KNOW WHO THEY ARE!
WARN J E F ROSE! DON’T TRUST JACK PHILLIPS!
THEY WILL KILL ANYONE WHO WANTS THAT GUN!
THEY ARE THE MOR…….
As you can see from this social media correspondence my dear childhood friend Christopher Kitsume was a fragile soul. A psychologically troubled young man. I honestly believe my poor childhood friend Monkey is not a murderer. He did not murder The Tagger or Mr. Machinatii or Punk Patriot. I wish to exonerate his besmirched reputation. So I have hacked my way into his accidentally downloaded secret web site. I know his blogs appear to confess to the murders but he previously imagined he was also the Moor Murderer. The homicidal murderer who was never caught. We were fly fishing in the Moors and found ourselves accidentally embroiled in the unsolved murders. The fear triggered a delusional neurosis and Kit confessed to the crimes. But it was all in his head. The police released Kit to Doctor Sigmund’s care and poor Kit did recover. But he remained psychologically fragile. So his delusional blogs cannot be taken at face value. I am trying to investigate who really murdered these people and also murdered Christopher Kitsume. I have hired an investigator and plan to contact J.E.F. Rose. together we will discover the terrible truth behind the tragedy which was Christopher Kitsume.
– Kitsume Client.
What you are doing is utterly pointless Kitsume Client. Christopher Kitsume is guilty as hell!
I think you feel guilty Kitsume Client. You turned off your cell phone as your childhood friend was floundering. But your quest will be futile. I worked in the Propaganda Tent. Kitsume was not only a fake and a loser, he was a two faced Mole. He betrayed the Punk Patriots. He murdered Tagger Extraordinare. He murdered Machinatii who was his boss and handler.
Christopher Kitsume was a fake! As Tagger Bulldog said! He boasted of his Minister of Propaganda bullshit but he was just a second rate advertising minion who was fired when his pickles campaign flopped. He did not have a clue what real tagging was. He did not know the difference between a good tag and a peanut butter logo!
Our self proclaimed Minister of Propaganda was a Judas and a murderer! ‘nough said! Why libel the dead —– or exonerate someone who was guilty as hell!
Kitsume just fantasied living in a shiny condo on The Heights overlooking The Havens which he called Valhalla. He was a second rate materialistic swine! He sold out Punk Patriots and everyone who suffered and died during those terrible riots for pennies! Instead of pushing his boss off the balcony of his towering condo that swine should have jumped off himself!
I think Kitsume came to spy but then defected to the cause for real. But by then he was too compromised to confess. He could have been lured up to Machinatii’s condo by the real murderer to become the fall guy. I don’t know. I don’t know if Kitsume really know a sniper was targeting Punk Patriot. He looked genuinely surprised. Afraid. For a moment the red dot danced in his forehead. Then he moved and the laser dot danced on the goggles of Punk Patriot. I honestly don’t know who was being targeted. Kitsume? Or Punk Patriot? But I think Kitsume was genuinely surprised by her death. Surprised and afraid. He ran like hell in the confusion. But it could just have been because he was being targeted and Punk Patriot just got in the way.
That bastard deliberately led the sniper to Punk Patriot and turned in such a way as to force Punk Patriot to turn to face him. Thus becoming the perfect target for the assassin on the roof! Co-conspirator in murder! And the bastard shot Tagger Extraordinare in the back! And pushed his own handler off the balcony when his back was turned! So that makes you childhood friend a cowardly triple murderer! And while you assume your childhood pal gave the police a false confession for the crimes of the Moors Murderer haven’t you ever wondered if Kitsume in fact really was the Moors Murderer? Maybe he ‘faked’ his ‘pathetically bogus’ confession precisely to deflect suspicions away from him. Haven’t you ever wondered if your childhood friend really was the Moors Murderer who then murdered again! Think about it! The Moor Murders did stop after that fake confession didn’t they? Think about it! Maybe you should send that investigator of yours to investigate the Moor Murders! As for whoever murdered your rotter of a friend, who cares?
But then who shot the dirty little fox?
Doing a bulk dumping of his computer was a cheap trick. Another false confession to muddy the waters of his infamy. And it besmirched a genuine patriot! Implying Punk Patriot asked Jack Phillips to play the sniper and shoot her in one arm to elicit sympathy! Besmirching the dead who cannot defend herself! And Punk Patriot actually almost died so how could that be called a fake shoot? What a foul calumny!
I always wondered how the coup plotters were always ahead of us on their propaganda. Now I know why! Their spy was inside our propaganda tent! And to think all the time that SOB was also designing the ‘behind the mask of hate’ counter propaganda as well! What a devious SOB! But he fooled me! He was so cowardly during the riots and so inept in his pretensions. He fake ineptitude really fooled us all —- for a time.
Christopher Kitsume was a loser. An untalented loser. But his murders might have been spontaneous. Panic killings. Just a cowardly and untalented loser panicking as he stumbled into infamy.
Kitsume never understood the difference between selling a jar of pickles and selling idealism.
Kitsume never understood the difference between fame and infamy or celebrity or notoriety. Punk Patriot died for the Greater Cause and will live forever as one of the Great Patriots of Zendula. Kitsume will malinger as a sordid footnote.
I won’t bother to read his self serving blogs! I don’t want to crawl into his dirty little brain! Who wants to understand how a Judas justifies his betrayal?
Tagger Extradinare was a master! Kitsume was an untalented amateur. Tonight I will tag the tag of a great graffiti artist in memory of a great tagger!
Is anyone going to the coronation of our new Queen?
I will never eat a baby dill pickle again!
I always suspected Kitsume of being a delusional fake. But I only suspected him of being a mole after Tagger Extradinare came to me to confide his suspicions. Tagger Extradinare first smelled out the mole. Jon and I merely assisted Punk Patriot after Tagger Extradinare was shot in the back. He warned us you see! And Tagger Extradinare’s premonitions proved to be tragically correct.
Tagger Extradinare told us he feared Kitsume would shoot him. He said Kitsume was pathologically jealous of his talents and suspicious in his conduct. He never let anyone use his laptop despite computers being in short supply in the Propaganda tent. He always encrypted his laptop with a very aggressive layer of security no advertizing minion ought to have. Tagger Extradinare tried to hack into the laptop one night and he could not pierce the layers of security.